The Adventures of Mike

Skit 11:


*Where the last skit left off*
Ayu: ZANKUSEN! *uses sword technique which drops Kitsune, Oakami, and Ruri to 1 HP*
Mike: Feh...they aren't worth it, let's go somewhere else.
Ayu: Hai...
Mike: Yeah...
*Mike and Ayu look out over the ocean of red. A giant Blonde Girl head rests cut in half several miles out*
*Mike begins to cry*
Ayu: Kikouchi...warui...
*Suddenly there is a bright flash of light*
Mike: YES! I'M HERE!
Mike: ....what the hell?
Ayu: ...n-...NI?!
Mike: Oh, Hi Ayu...so Mike-
Mike: Wait, I'm confused, what the hell is going on?
Mike: I'm you! From the future!
Mike: Wha?! That's crazy!
Mike: I know! That's what I thought too! But you've got to listen to me, I'm here to warn you about a great evil that approaches because of-
Mike: So, later, in the future I mean, I travel back HERE?! So what are things like in the future?
Mike: Oh, it's great! Except for the ardvarks. Other than that, it's beautiful. Anyways-
*Beeper goes off*
Mike: Shit, I've gotta go! But listen, just watch out for the-
*Bright flash of light and Mike disappears*
Ayu: ...hen.
Mike: You said it.
*several bright flashes of light*
Mike: What the?!
Mike: Hey! I'm- wha?!
Mike: i'm here- eh?
Mike: Ha! I was expecting this! *clarification: 4 mikes. 3 from the future*
Origional Mike: ...this is just wrong...I'm going to find the reset button...*Mike walks off-stage*
Ayu: ...*pulls out a sword* Seibai shite kueru!
Future Mikes: KYAAAH!
*At John's location*
John: NOOOO! Why does the last girl on earth have to be Mexican?!
Girl: HA! I'm only part Mexican!
*Both of them dance off stage. strange...SOUNDS can be heard afterwards*
Mike: (offstage) YES! I found the reset button! *click*

Skit 11:
What the hell?..........Failed!

Skit 12:

*Just John*
John: *bows* Due to the nature, content and confusino caused by the last skit, we would like to clarify it...but we can't...we don't understand it either. So, to fix that, everything is back to normal. Well, as normal as possible. With exceptions! No more Blonde Girl. She was a shallow character. Not that...I'm....not....anyways. And finally, we have noticed that although Revolutionary Girl Utena and Excel Saga are REALLY GREAT ANIME (which you should probably go out and buy right now), there have been entirely too many references to them. We intend to resolve this here and now. And now for the comedic content of this speech/announcement: "It's a mouth full." Thank you.
*Mike appears*
Mike: John!
John: Mike? Aren't you supposed to be onstage soon?!
Mike: I am! But, after finding the reset switch, I haven't been able to get back on stage!
John: Well...we'll see what we can do....come this way, the skit is fading in....
Mike: Oh! Right!
*Fade into Ayu alone in her room*
Ayu: Mikewa?...
*Mad scientist bursts in!*
Mad Scientist: AYUMI! I'VE GOT SOMETHING GREAT FOR YOU!
Ayu: ....HENTAI!
Mad Scientist: NO! NOT THAT! I'VE SEEN THE SCRIPTS FOR THE NEXT FEW SKITS! AND SINCE YOUR LINES GO BEYOND SIMPLE WORDS AND SENTENCES, I GIVE YOU THIS! *Mad Scientist holds up a fish* THE MAGICAL FISH OF TRANSLATION +2!
Ayu: Arewa bakabakashii...
Mad Scientist: PERHAPS SO!
*Scientist pins the fish to Ayu's hair*
Ayu: WHAT ARE YOU- English...
Mad Scientist: AHHA! A SUCCESS!
Ayu: Well...It's interesting...that's for sure...but...we're gonna need some new and good plot twists and devices if we're gonna get funny again...
Mad Scientist: YES, I KNOW! MAYBE YOU COULD BECOME PART OF A SENTAI FORCE!
Ayu: Hmm...interesting...but where would I find a sentai group that's hiring...
Mad Scientist: NEED YOU ASK?! THE CLASSIFIEDS OF COURSE!
Ayu: Ah! I'll do that then!
*credits roll*
*Mike and John wander on screen*
John: Okay, so if you take this path, you'll be able to get back to the stage.
Mike: It looks like it's a snake...it looks like Snake Way...this is Snake Way from Dragonball Z isn't it?
John: Of course not! Can't you see it's Rattlesnake's Path!?
*silence*
Mike: Forget it, I'm going.



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